Where have cars like these gone?!

In our quest to get rid of the Tahoe (Awesome), and get something more fuel efficient (wah waaah), I came across one of the most beautiful cars of all time. The 1996 (yes '96 not '86) Buick Roadmaster Estate:

How come they don't make these wonderful family haulers anymore?! Gosh, I bet it gets great gas mileage too. Although, Michelle and I would be fighting over who gets to drive it. I bet if Natalie met a guy who was rolling in one of these, she'd instantly be in love. I don't think anyone could make this car cooler. And you know what? . . . . I'm pretty sure Steve Stevenson drives one of these.